24 th january joke

Sardharji series continues
(almost new jokes)

1)Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again."

2)Postman- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver This packet to you Sardar- Why did you come so far. You could have posted it....

3)Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.