todays joke

Sardar's Mobile Bill
Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.Call centre girl: ???!!!
joke2:
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend : why didn't you exchange? Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..This joke is Submited By - sardar
joke3:
Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read: "I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor." He ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"