march 16th joke

march 16 th joke



joke1:
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

joke 2:Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local santas have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more...


joke3:Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?"
Surprised Sehwag asks, "How do you know?
The woman says, "Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"