22nd jan joke

22 nd jan joke
1) Laloos family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

2) Laloo was in a plane with Sonia, a priest, a school student and the pilot. The engine developed trouble and there were only four parachutes. Sonia jumps first saying that the nation needs her. Laloo jumps next saying Bihar needs him badly. Pilot jumps next. The priest asked the student to take the last parachute and jump. Student replies. "Two parachutes are left. Laloo took my school bag and jumped!"

3) While Laloo was visiting a village, he saw a herd of buffalos and wanted his photograph to be taken with the herd. Press photographer obliged. But next day the picture appears on the front page with the caption. "Laloo with the buffalos. He is third from the left."

4)The other day Laloo remarked to a friend, "I just finished a puzzle and it only took me five months." "Five months?" his friend asked. "That seems like an awfully long time to do a puzzle." "Not at all," Laloo explained. "The box says 6 to 12 years."
5)
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells thebartender,"JOHNNIEWALKER,SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."