JOKES

SARDARJEE JOKES

1)Sardar is relaxing
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"
Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided toshift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardarenjoying the Beach.He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.The Sardar slapped him onhis face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"
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2)Sardar wins a lottery
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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3) How many eggs
Sardar 1:If you tell me what's there in my basket, I'll give you all the EGGS in it.
Sardar 2: (Thinking...)
Sardar 1:And if you tell me how many eggs are there, I'll give you all the 7 EGGS!!
Sardar 2: (Thinking...)
Sardar 1:And again if you tell me which bird's eggs these are, the HEN is also yours....
Sardar 2: Your questions are too tough...So give me a clue or hint???
Sardar 1:!!!!
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4)Sardar proposed a Girl.
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'.
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.