Unlimited Movies!: January 2007

chiru powerful speech video@ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

Chiru powerful speech video @ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

Link:
http://ul43.rapidshare.com/files/13845187/chiru.mp4 (DOWNLOAD LINK)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNQg8bYSSwY (ONLINE VIDEO)

BALAYA ROCKS

BALAYA FIRST STAGE PERFORMANCE
(Balayya rocks@Telugu cinema Vajrothsavam)

link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/14047673/PHANISH_LOVE_BALAYA.rm

RAJINIKANTHA TALKING ABOUT NTR@ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

RAJINIKANTHA TALKING ABOUT NTR @ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

Link:http://rapidshare.com/files/14052981/rajini_kanth.rm

Mohanbabu Controversial speech @ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

Mohanbabu Controversial speech @ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

links:( online video)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x137xz_mohanbabu-controversial-speech

BALAYA SPEECH ABOUT NTR

BALAYA SPEECH ABOUT NTR

LINK: http://rapidshare.com/files/14051712/balaya_on_ntr.rm

BALAYA & CHIRU TOGETHER

BALAYA & CHIRU TOGETHER

LINK: http://rapidshare.com/files/14110770/balaya_with_chiru.rm

Balayya as suyodhana

Balaya as suyodhana@ Telugu industry 75 years celebration

link:http://rapidshare.com/files/14050541/suodana.rm

BALAYA FIRST STAGE PERFORMANCE

BALAYA FIRST STAGE PERFORMANCE
(Balayya rocks@Telugu cinema Vajrothsavam)

link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/14047673/PHANISH_LOVE_BALAYA.rm

Jagadam(songs) REALLY SUPERB

Jagadam SONGS (really nice)

Banner: Aditya Arts
Cast: Ram, Isha
Direction: Sukumar
Production: Aditya Babu
Music: Devi Sri Prasad

LINK:http://rapidshare.com/files/12832550/Jagadam.rar

DESAMUDURU movie for download

Desamuduru

link:
Part 1 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z27TMV8V
Part 2 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5997KG06
Part 3 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=71QA2UT7

some good jokes dont miss them

very good jokes dont miss

1)(GOOD ONEEE DONT MISS THIS)
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it.
If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

2) (GOOD JOKE)
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
SERVENT: It's already raining.
SARDAR: So what take an umbrella and go.

3)SARDAR: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please Recharge your card"

4)sarder to his friend: Yesterday, I saw my wife going to a movie with a stranger.
Friend: Oh..., did you follow them then...?
Sardar: No, I had already seen the movie !!

joke

sardar in suicide squad

sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.
Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!

new jokes

fresh jokes

1)Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"
"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

todays jokes

FRESH JOKES
1)Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
2)A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

3) Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

NEW POLICE STORY

GANGSTER

GANGSTER

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MADONA

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE (VIDIO SONG)

Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
LINK:http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/6648...Me_A_River.mpg

The Last King Of Scotland 2006

25 th jan joke

Clever sardarjee1) SARDAR AS A REPORTER:
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4 him but it was a donkeys accident.

2) LALOO JOKE:
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...... Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
This is how business is done!!!

3) SARDAR AS AN IIT STUDENT:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

25 th jan joke

Good joke though it is lengthy (best of my collection)Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called him bluff,"OK, Santa how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Santa and boss fly out to Hollywood and knockon Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise,shouts, "Santa! Great to see you! You and yourfriend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Santa's boss is stillskeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, he tells
Santa that he thinks his knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Santa says."President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes, I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, George W.spots Santa on the tour and motions him and his bossover, saying, "Santa, what a surprise, I was just on myway to a meeting, but you and your friend come on inand let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White
house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Santa, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies."Sure!" says Santa. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Santa and his boss areassembled with the masses in Vatican Square whenSanta says, "This will never work. I can't catch thePope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And Santa disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Santa emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Santa returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Santa asks, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Santa Singh?"

seethaya

SEETHAYAlink:
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Part2:
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part3:
http://www.uploading.com/?get=4NFQM038

firewall

FIRE WALLlink:
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WOH LAMHE

GOST SHIP

GOST SHIP
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The Fast And The Furious : Tokyo Drift (DVDrip)

The Fast And The Furious : Tokyo Drift (DVDrip)

After totaling his car in an illegal street race, Shaun Boswell is sent to live with his father, who is in the military, in Tokyo, Japan, to avoid juvy or even jail. While in school, he befriends Twinkie, a "military brat." Twinkie introduces him to the world of racing in Japan. Though forbidden to drive, he decides to race against D.K., the "Drift King", who has ties to the Yakuza, and loses, totaling the car because of his lack of knowledge of drifting, racing that involves dangerous hair pin turns. To repay his debt, he enters the underground world of drift street racing. As he becomes better and better, he must finally prove his worth in that world by once again racing D.K.
link:
http://rapidshare.com/files/11108110..._--_.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/11110017..._--_.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/11113205..._--_.part3.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/11117070..._--_.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/11119242..._--_.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/11120840..._--_.part7.rar
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Tom and Jerry The Fast and the Furry 2005

24 th january joke

Sardharji series continues
(almost new jokes)

1)Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again."

2)Postman- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver This packet to you Sardar- Why did you come so far. You could have posted it....

3)Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

joke

Joke of the day

1) Mr.lalu prasad yadavOKE OF THE DAY

Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"
Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the damn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"

ROB THOMAS SOME THING TO BE (VIDEO SONGS)

ROB THOMAS "SOME THING TO BE....... "(VIDEO SONGS)downloadlink:
http://rapidshare.com/files/10627489/Rob_Thomas_-_Something_to_be.zip

Madhumasam(songs)

Madhumasam

Madhumasam Starcast:
Sumanth,Sneha,Parvathi Melton
Director: Chandra Siddhartha
Music: Manisharma
Language: Telugu

LINK:http://rapidshare.com/files/12829962/Madhumasam.rar

DO YOU KNOW ?????? .. coz of Santa Singh

DO YOU KNOW ?????? .. coz of Santa Singh

With Santa Singh

The Story So Far...
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let ' s see what happens next...

Amitabh Bachan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...
Santa Singh gets Tense...

Amitabh Bachan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...
Amitabh Bachan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He ' s quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.

Santa Sing:I think it is A, but I ' m not sure.

Amitabh Bachan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?

Santa Sing: I would like to use 50-50...

Amitabh Bachan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...

Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Sing: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...

Amitabh Bachan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?

Santa Sing: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel]...

Santa Sing: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

Jaya Bachchan: What are the options !?!?

Hearing this Santa Singh faints too...

Today sardarji joke

Kidnapping by a surdarji

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji".

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show It to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened Up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son."

Signed By: Another Sardarji

THE GUARDIAN

22nd jan joke

22 nd jan joke
1) Laloos family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"

2) Laloo was in a plane with Sonia, a priest, a school student and the pilot. The engine developed trouble and there were only four parachutes. Sonia jumps first saying that the nation needs her. Laloo jumps next saying Bihar needs him badly. Pilot jumps next. The priest asked the student to take the last parachute and jump. Student replies. "Two parachutes are left. Laloo took my school bag and jumped!"

3) While Laloo was visiting a village, he saw a herd of buffalos and wanted his photograph to be taken with the herd. Press photographer obliged. But next day the picture appears on the front page with the caption. "Laloo with the buffalos. He is third from the left."

4)The other day Laloo remarked to a friend, "I just finished a puzzle and it only took me five months." "Five months?" his friend asked. "That seems like an awfully long time to do a puzzle." "Not at all," Laloo explained. "The box says 6 to 12 years."
5)
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells thebartender,"JOHNNIEWALKER,SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

22 jan joke

22 nd JANUARY JOKE

1)A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "LIKHAN WALA STUPID"

2) WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT

3)Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

4)Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

5)After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Uk's Celebrity Big Brother 2007 including Shilpa Shetty from INDIA

Uk's Celebrity Big Brother 2007 including Shilpa Shetty from INDIA

Anger over Big Brother 'racism'
Broadcasting regulator Ofcom has received more than 3,500 complaints of alleged racism in Celebrity Big Brother against Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty.
Channel 4, which carries the reality show, has received 1,000 more, making it the most complained about series.
LINK:http://ash-v215.ash.youtube.com/get_...id=UeRc2DuSsjk

Fergie_-_London_Bridge video song

Fergie-London_Bridge video song

link:
http://rapidshare.com/files/12669275/Fergie_-_London_Bridge_-_DaRmEtH.mpg.html

Guru Kanth

Guru Kanth
link:
SAMPLE FILE .. check the quality before you download the full movie
Sample - http://www.sendspace.com/file/9xyp84

FULL MOVIE
Part1: http://www.sendspace.com/file/j4h7cu
Part2: http://www.sendspace.com/file/45hgwp
Part3: http://www.sendspace.com/file/potj5h
Part4: http://www.sendspace.com/file/337ncp

CRANK

CRANK
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http://rapidshare.com/files/11720146...xvid.part8.rar

TRISTAN & ISOLDE

Annamaya

Annamaya

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http://www.sendspace.com/file/fk9uis

BLOOD DIAMOND

21st jan joke

20 th JAN Joke
1)How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

2)Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

3)Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

4)All the ants are having a nice time in the swimming pool anni cheemalu jalakaladatunte oka enugu vachhi dive kodatadi appudu anni cheemalu will be thrown out of the pool but one ant will be on top of the elephant then all the ants around the pool will be shouting very loudly

munchu naa kodukuni munchu

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